Art of the Courtesan

May 17th, 2012 by Random Sexy

In a major Courtesan CEO move Brittany Spears signed a 15 million dollar deal to be on the X Factor. Not a bad gig to have at all!

 Sexy siren, Adele, wore four pairs of Spanx in one night to rock her Armani gown. Damn girl!

 Michelle Pfeifer is back with the movie, Dark Shadows, and looking as beautiful as ever at 54. Love that she hasn’t destroyed her face with plastic surgery. High five to this modern courtesan!

 Sarah Michelle Gellar shows off her baby bump. It’s baby number two. And did you know that Ringer won’t be back for a second season. Oy vey!

 

 

Sextistics from Pure Romance

May 10th, 2012 by Love & Sexuality, Random Sexy
Mother’s Day is quickly approaching and here are some interesting sextistics for you from Pure Romance. They conducted a study just in time for Mother’s Day, it is interesting food for thought. What I love about the study is that it let’s you know that you are not alone, especially when it comes to not getting enough sex. 
Take a look at the answers and talk to your partner. Go get ‘em!
Here are the sexy facts:
  • Only 7% of adult women do not own a sex toy
  • 72% of adult women do not feel like they are having enough sex. When asked why, the top reasons (with the top answer at the top) are:
    • “Too Tired”
    • “I don’t feel confident in my body”
    • “Lack of a willing partner”
  • 88% of men do not feel like they’re having enough sex; of those 60% said it’s due to a lack of willing partner and only 6% blamed it on lack of body confidence
  • 47% of attached mothers engage in solo sex at least once a week vs. 62% of attached dads
  • 58% of single women ages 18-24 would choose to sleep if they had an extra hour in the week vs. 50% of women 35 or older who would spend that extra hour having sex
  • 53% of Dads would spend that extra hour having sex
  • 69% of mother’s have sex at least once a week
  • 93% of mother’s either own a bedroom toy or would be willing to consider purchasing one
  • 86% of mother’s have used a bedroom toy with a partner in the past or would be open to trying it
  • 92% of Fathers feel they are not having enough sex; of those 62% say it’s because of an unwilling partner.
When you are ready to spice things up in the bedroom, check out Pure Romance for some very seductive and sexy girl gadgets for the boudoir.

Diva and the City: Ann Taylor

 

 

Shout out to the Ann Taylor fans, they have some sexy and sassy new things coming out for you this Fall. I have to admit, I have only thought of Ann Taylor for business suits that were far too conservative for my needs, yet would be the go to place if that is ever what I needed.

 

 

 

 

 

 

I was invited to Ann Taylor to check out their upcoming Fall Collection. As soon as I turned the corner a handsome man was holding tray of champagne while clothes were waiting in the showroom for me. Talk about the luscious life!

Not knowing what to expect, I was pleasantly surprised to find out that Ann Taylor has stepped up with game and they have something for the lady who wants to look professional yet stylish all at the same time. Their Fall 2012 is chic, classy, sassy, and downright sexy if I must say so myself. I give the collection a modern courtesan thumbs up. If you have not stepped into an Ann Taylor in a long time, make sure you check out that Fall designs, you won’t be sorry.

I loved the La Femme Joie Collection which had the feel of a French femme fatale who is on the move and you know how we modern courtesans love it French. Any piece that you select from this collection will add a nice oh la la to your wardrobe, especially the stripes.

If you are a modernist, there are many delicious pieces for you to add to your closet that you will be able to wear in a variety of ways. It is a wonderful way to had sleek pieces and get more bag for your buck.

 

From the Wedding Collection, I loved all of the pieces which could also be used for a formal soiree, not just a wedding. A great collection to find something if you are the kind of girl always going somewhere fun.

For those of you who like a good animal print, there is something for you too. Basically, this coming Fall if you are woman who likes to mix up her wardrobe, Ann Taylor is where it is at.



On the way out, I received a lovely gift bag with a scarf and bracelets. Let’s just say, it will go lovely with all the things that I plan to go pick up from Ann Taylor this Fall.

 

EatSexy with Sunday Bacon

April 29th, 2012 by Eat Sexy, Random Sexy

I attended Food Fete featuring healthy food in New York City. It was a night jam packed with some great healthy eats. While I loved sampling all the good nosh, the table that stood out for me was the Applegate crew.

Applegate makes delicious antibiotic free, natural, and organic meats that include: turkey, chicken, beef, pork and last but not least cheese. They believe in three principles taste, truth and trust.

A courtesan knows that breakfast in bed is a very sexy thing. Next time you surprise your lover with breakfast in the boudoir, fry up some of Applegate’s Sunday Bacon with a stack of buckwheat pancakes. If you or your boo does not eat pork, use Applegate’s turkey bacon.

I sampled their turkey bacon and was blown away. I normally do not eat turkey bacon, because I’m not much of a turkey eater (unless we are talking about smoked turkey).  I would definitely buy Applegate’s turkey bacon, the taste was great. If you haven’t found turkey bacon that you like, look for Applegate’s, you will be pleasantly surprised.

I got this awesome recipe for buckwheat pancakes off of Applegate’s website. It says to use their Sunday Bacon, but switch it out for any of their breakfast meat that gets your palate going. Also add some pecans or fruit to the pancakes if you like.

I highly recommend you make this breakfast on Sensual Saturday or Sexy Sunday. This breakfast is sure to be a hit. Once you have finished eating there is sure to a nice round or two of good lovin’!

Buckwheat Pancakes

Ingredients:

¾ cup unbleached all-purpose flour 
½ cup buckwheat flour 
½ teaspoon baking soda 
2 teaspoons baking powder 
½ teaspoon salt 
1 tablespoons sugar 
1½ cups buttermilk (or 1 tablespoon vinegar to 1 cup of milk) * 
1 egg 
2 tablespoons melted butter 
6 slices Applegate Sunday Bacon

Directions:

Heat a heavy non-stick griddle or well seasoned cast iron skillet over medium heat. Sift or whisk all the dry ingredients together in a medium bowl. Beat the buttermilk, egg, and melted butter together in another medium bowl, and then pour into the flour. Beat until mixed into a thin smooth batter. Pour about ¼ cup of batter, for each pancake, onto the hot griddle and cook until bubbles appear on the top. Flip and cook until golden brown on the bottom. Serve with Applegate Farms Sunday Bacon.

Modern Courtesan Tip: Don’t forget the champagne to kick up the aphrodisiac factor a notch.

 

 

Girl Gadgets & Props: Seamed Fishnet Stockings

April 25th, 2012 by Girl Gadgets/Props, Random Sexy

Every modern courtesan should have a good pair of fishnet stockings!  Add this perfect pair of retro seamed fishnets with a genuine sewn seam from the tip of the toe to the stocking top to your seduction arsensal.

Check them out: click here

Art of the Courtesan

April 21st, 2012 by Art of the Courtesan, Random Sexy

 

Petite modern courtesan, Eva Longoria, had an event for her foundation which brought ladies like Kate Beckinsale and Victoria Beckham. Peep the cleavage and where Victoria puts her hands, oh my!

 There is a story that I caught that asks the question, how low should a dress line go. Maybe if people stop paying so much attention to this, the trend will just go away. Who cares, everyone is still covered, no nipples are showing.

Brad and Angelina are engaged and of course people expect Jennifer to say something. Then it will be flipped around and there will be comments posted that she should just move.  Can Aniston just be left alone about this. The only reason that she ever talks about it is because she is asked. I love her silence, major power modern courtesan move.

Bless Jessica Simpson who has been pregnant for what seems like two years, she looks like she could pop at any minute.  Any minute that baby could & should come out. She looks great, go Jessica. PS- Love your shoes!

 

 

Courtesan Candy Column: Scared of S&M

April 20th, 2012 by Courtesan Candy Column

 

 

the column that’s an aphrodisiac for sex, love, and relationships

Dear YS,

I read your column, The Art of Pleasure and Pain about S&M , which is how I found you. My boyfriend of about two months is kinkier than me and really is into S&M, not sure I am ready for it. He wants to add it in and I am terrified. I keep getting out of it, but one day I will have to shit or get off the pot. What the hell should I do? I like him and all but, not sure.

Dear Scared of S&M,

First of all it is okay that you are not ready to go all S&M with him. One of the biggest parts of S&M play is TRUST. You have only known him for two months, how the heck do you know if he won’t go American Psycho or Silence of the Lambs when you are tied to a bed post.

Since you read my column, you know that I suggested a few ways to slowly get your S&M on. From watching films to a bit of biting you can slowly incorporate S&M into your sex life.  I would recommend that you talk to him about how you feel. For some reason women tend to hold back on communicating about their sexual comfort level. He can’t read your mind, so be upfront. The worst than can happen is he becomes an asshole about it and then you know that he is not worthy of even exploring such adventures in the boudoir.

S&M is not for everyone, but hopefully from reading my column you see that it is not necessarily a weird and crazy deviant time. More couples are participating in S&M than ever.

Go at your own pace. You should not feel terrified. Since you are in the early stages of your relationships, your trust in him should grow over time. Before you know if you could be begging to be tied up and tied down. If that day does not arrive, above all else listen to yourself.

 

 

 

Lushin’ About: Wet Natural Beautifully Bare

April 10th, 2012 by Love & Sexuality, Random Sexy

Looking for a lube that is more natural because you a little sensitive below the belt? Well, come a little closer girlfriend…

Next time you go shopping for a water based lube pick up a bottle of WET Naturals Beautifully Bare. What I love about the product is that is paraban free and free of glycerin, long story short, it is not loaded with a bunch of toxics that can harm your body.

As I always say, when you are good to your body, you body is good to you. It’s formulated for women so girl, get yourself some. Peep my video review for more info. 

 

 

Art of the Courtesan

 

Are you believing the Kim Kardashian and Kanye West romance?! This is not how a modern courtesan rolls, no need to create random publicity for kicks!

Oprah admits that creating her network, OWN, was a mistake. Winfrey would not do it again, if she knew then what she knows now. Hmmm, what do you think it all means in the long run?!

On Real Housewives of Atlanta, Kandi Burgess talked her toy line. It’s at Babeland! Check it out if you like toys and music.                                            

The one and only sex Jennifer Love Hewitt is back with a new show on Lifetime called The Client List. She’s a massage therapist who isn’t really just doing massages. Looks like Love is all grown up. Some people are very against the show while others are staying open minded. It will be interesting to see what happens.

 

 

 

 

Better To Be Hated..

April 2nd, 2012 by Divinely Sexy, Random Sexy

Give love to your divine feminine by meditating on luscious thoughts that help you change your perspective.

Are you being true to you? It is a question that has to be answered..be honest with yourself on this on. 

 

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